Aries: Hey Aries, you’re so impatient, you make a jackrabbit look like a Zen master. But don’t worry, your impatience will pay off when you finally...
by Mike Fenn Let’s face it: we are all sexual beings, with the possible exception of some members of Congress. And as sexual beings, our attempts...
by Mike Fenn Whenever I go into a place for the last time ever, it is either because a) I had no idea it would BE...
Aries: Aries, you’re like a jackrabbit on speed. You’re always hopping from one thing to another, but you never seem to finish anything. Slow down, buddy,...
by Mike Fenn Ever since I was a teenager, I have had to shave (my face) (and, once, my legs for a show). Even though my...